Phallus in Wonderland

May 25

Anonymous asked: Remember those yahoo instant messenger booters? where it would spam smileys and shit until a person's client crashed. those were the days.

LMAOOOOOO 

May 21

Anonymous asked: since ur sort of attractive...why do you date online?

i date online offline where ever. whoever im attracted to gets a date

beautifulvoluptuouswoman asked: just making sure are you 24 years old?

im almost 26

May 15

evil eye

evil eye

May 09

OBAMA

do you realllllyyyy need to impress the gay community?

May 08

fuckyeahwonderland:

Alice in Wonderland | by Courtney Brimms

fuckyeahwonderland:

Alice in Wonderland | by Courtney Brimms

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ultimatebeauties:

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ultimatebeauties:

view more ethnic fashion

(Source: sofxckinluxe)

May 02

LIST YOUR HEIGHT, EVERYONE.

crapcom:

lovelovetenshi:

chaosghost:

someone-stop-alex:

lorstarcutter:

thiasthedark:

6’2”

5’6”

5’0”

^ Alex I’m coming to steal you

And 6’ 2ish

5’3

6’3

fo tin in dis bitch bruh! 4’10

(Source: marchenlaughingalonewithpuppets)

Anonymous asked: man i hate post hipster bitches *looks at you using noah's coon eyes*

lmaooooooooooooooooooo wdf is this! n hop off my bro!

Apr 29

Anonymous asked: You look like you shit on yourself in your last picture so you had to hold your breath while you took it.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Apr 27

Anonymous asked: You're gorgeous

thank you

Apr 26

Me in drag (Taken with instagram)

Me in drag (Taken with instagram)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

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