dont hate me because i can pee on myself and feel free.
Phallus in Wonderland
Date: May 23, 2013 at 7:59pm
Date: May 23, 2013 at 7:48pm
to be so free. just pissing. without a care.
Date: May 23, 2013 at 7:48pm
it felt great
Date: May 23, 2013 at 7:46pm
i peed on myself last night
Date: May 23, 2013 at 7:45pm
You women that do this. Keep in mind paybacks a bitch. Especially when you’re about to cum he pulls out and leaves.
nobody ever pulls out and leaves.
Then you’ve never met a man with self control.
yea cuz those are so common
(Source: periodandbonerstories)
Date: May 23, 2013 at 7:41pm
You women that do this. Keep in mind paybacks a bitch. Especially when you’re about to cum he pulls out and leaves.
nobody ever pulls out and leaves.
(Source: periodandbonerstories)
Date: May 20, 2013 at 2:11pm
Date: May 20, 2013 at 2:11pm
Date: May 20, 2013 at 12:33am
lyve: Lol. Word up - well dope catching up - ttyl. I must sleep now - *muah
dont let the bed bugs bite
Date: May 20, 2013 at 12:30am
lyve: Oh shit. Married - well forget I asked :). Congrats little one !
not yet.. just preparing. thought i’d test out “my husband..”
Date: May 20, 2013 at 12:28am
Imma Use What I Call “The Chris Brown Perv Face” For Everything Now…
Me When I Look At Chris’ Naked Picture:
Me When I Find A Large Amount Of Money In My Jeans:
Me When My Last Class Ends Early:
Me When I See Food:
Me When I See FREE Food:
Me When I See My Crush:
Me When I Found Out I’m Home Alone:
Me Looking At The Sexy Guys On Tumblr:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOO FUNNY
(via khalessi-skywalker)
Date: May 20, 2013 at 12:26am
lyve: Idk if that's a good or a bad thing - but go ahead and drop that number in my box candy.
my husband would KILLL me
Date: May 20, 2013 at 12:17am
whats this? submit what? tits? u wanna see my tits?
Lol bitch, you don’t have anything worth seeing.
nigga i am a size b now boo
Date: May 20, 2013 at 12:16am
pharaohn replied to your post: Oh. Well - hi shit …. I see you’re still stunning - That ass still rotund?
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i am so offended
Date: May 20, 2013 at 12:14am
lyve: Oh. Well - hi shit .... I see you're still stunning - That ass still rotund?
i just squealed like a pig
