dont hate me because i can pee on myself and feel free.

to be so free. just pissing. without a care.

it felt great

i peed on myself last night

pharaohn:

kexmix:

pharaohn:

You women that do this. Keep in mind paybacks a bitch. Especially when you’re about to cum he pulls out and leaves.

nobody ever pulls out and leaves.

Then you’ve never met a man with self control.

yea cuz those are so common

(Source: periodandbonerstories)

pharaohn:

You women that do this. Keep in mind paybacks a bitch. Especially when you’re about to cum he pulls out and leaves.

nobody ever pulls out and leaves.

(Source: periodandbonerstories)

lyve: Lol. Word up - well dope catching up - ttyl. I must sleep now - *muah

dont let the bed bugs bite

lyve: Oh shit. Married - well forget I asked :). Congrats little one !

not yet.. just preparing. thought i’d test out “my husband..”

Imma Use What I Call “The Chris Brown Perv Face” For Everything Now…

entergalacticfuckery:

Me When I Look At Chris’ Naked Picture:

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Me When I Find A Large Amount Of Money In My Jeans:

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Me When My Last Class Ends Early:

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Me When I See Food:

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Me When I See FREE Food:

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Me When I See My Crush:

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Me When I Found Out I’m Home Alone:

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Me Looking At The Sexy Guys On Tumblr:

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOO FUNNY

(via khalessi-skywalker)

lyve: Idk if that's a good or a bad thing - but go ahead and drop that number in my box candy.

my husband would KILLL me

pharaohn:

whats this? submit what? tits? u wanna see my tits?

Lol bitch, you don’t have anything worth seeing.

nigga i am a size b now boo

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i am so offended

lyve: Oh. Well - hi shit .... I see you're still stunning - That ass still rotund?

i just squealed like a pig